'Tis the Season - To Be Photoshopping!

If you've ever wondered how the Taliban and their Guest of Honor survived the invasion and occupation of Afghanistan by US troops, then you can ponder no more. Turns out we've known since summer of 2001 - before September 11th.

"Read all about it - Bush Administration Funds State Sponsor of Terrorism and Torture!"

Or if you prefer:

"Why Bush Gave Enemies of All America Stands For Bags of Cash!"

What is sad is that this doesn't have to be made up. Unlike the picture.

Anyone think of a good caption for this picture? Wanna have a contest? Winner gets a handkerchief to wipe away your tears of rage.

Why Does George Bush Hate Us So?

Exactly what twisted event in President George Bush's life turned him into the American-hating bastard of today?

Did Daddy accidentally drop him on his head, maybe on the Fourth of July? Did this boo-boo make little George hate America? (George - those were fireworks you saw, not cartoon stars circling your head).

I dunno, I shouldn't even and can't begin to speculate, but he obviously has a deep, internal hatred of America, its people, its institutions and all that it has been and may become. Otherwise, why this?

U.S. Freezes Solar Energy Projects

Yeah. At a time when this nation is finally waking up to the perils of our oil dependent lifestyle - economically and ecologically - our President and his Bureau of Land Mis-Management decide that solar power development on public lands is just too scary and - like everything else about the world for this science-starved administration - needs more studying up on. A couple years worth of studying up on. A couple years of wasted time and potential and money and further ecological harm to country and planet.

I don't have clue what's motivating our President here. Maybe a few more years of gouging the pocketbooks of American citizens by oil and natural gas companies? Doubt it; he may hate America, but he's no shill for oil...is he? Wait a minute...!

UPDATE:

The power of positive blogging! The same day I post my silly screed, this happens:

U.S. Lifts Moratorium on New Solar Projects

I'm going to assume that my little post did this because it gives me the sweetest ego boost possible! I'm Number One! I'm Number One!! I'm Number One!!!