As of this moment, my personal political endorsement of any presidential candidate, any party, is now for sale.
The bidding starts at $999,999.00. Bidding ends when I decided I've raked in enough dough to get off the couch.
The "winning" candidate will receive: A nod in said candidate's general direction, a knowing wink when candidate's name is mentioned, a slow nod of approval with overly large smile if asked "Do you support 'Candidate X'?" and a "Like" of candidate's official Facebook page.
Let the money shower commence!