Friday, November 4, 2011

Just Say "Jesus" First


Mmmm, kids, mmmm, bullying is bad, you know. So don't bully anyone, okay? Unless you say "Jesus" before you bully them. Then it's okay, because that's, like, your religious belief and it's okay then. Just say "Jesus" before you beat the gay kid in the locker room. Just say "Jesus" before you make the fat girl kill herself. Just say "Jesus" before you dump the pig's blood on the fake prom queen. Then it's okay. Oops. I forgot to say "Jesus" before I wrote this. But it's okay to say it at the end too. "Jesus." Yeah, that's good.

5 comments:

Memphis said...

Jesus,you are such a Fuck Bag.Have a blessed day.

T Revelator. said...

au contraire,Memphis. The only Fuck Bag here is you. Do you know what a Christofacist looks like? No? Try looking in a mirror.

Gomonkeygo,you mirror my sentiments exactly.

gomonkeygo said...

I think Memphis called Jesus a "Fuck Bag" actually. Have a blessed day!

gomonkeygo said...

But I might be wrong. He has been in the South far too long. Memphis? Did Jesus make you say that? Is He holding a gun to your head? Type "Mitt Romney really is a Christian" if you are being threatened.

Memphis said...

Christofacist? Wow....I like the term.In my defense,I did say "Jesus"first.So my comments were OK.Just so you know,Memphis worships the Monkey.So......Mitt Romney really is a Christian.Damn ! I forgot to say Jesus first.