Thursday, August 26, 2010

We're Not Hitchhiking Anymore!!!

Advance Copy of Glenn Beck's Bullet Point Speech (with stage directions)
[Put vinegar in eyes to stimulate tear ducts]

[Enter - by golden jet pack]
  • Cry.
  • Talk crazy about shit.
  • Cry.
  • More crazy-ass shit talk.
  • Cry.
  • Speak in tongues.
  • Cry.
  • And now a word from our sponsor Goldline.
  • Cry.
[Exit - on ebony palanquin carried by Nubian slaves]

[Count fuckin' huge mounds of cash taken from duped rubes and fools]

[Laugh at rubes and fools all night long while returning to my mansion in my private jet]

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