Advance Copy of Glenn Beck's Bullet Point Speech (with stage directions)
[Put vinegar in eyes to stimulate tear ducts]
[Enter - by golden jet pack]
- Talk crazy about shit.
- More crazy-ass shit talk.
- Speak in tongues.
- And now a word from our sponsor Goldline.
[Count fuckin' huge mounds of cash taken from duped rubes and fools]
[Laugh at rubes and fools all night long while returning to my mansion in my private jet]