Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Shitbird Has Landed

I've been renewing my spiritual self in a cave in Mongolia for a few months and have returned to America with cleansed body, mind and vision, ready to enjoy the post-racial eco-utopia that I was sure I'd find, full of solar cars, wind farms, organic rooftop gardens, mosques built within Jewish temples and both built inside Catholic churches and run by Buddhist monks and gay Baptist preachers, while choirs of white, black, yellow, red, pink, brown, mauve and gray sang socialist worker songs in praise of universal health care and the end of war.

And I find this.

Fuck me. I'm back to the cave. Screw you all later.


Anonymous said...

I hope a rock slide buries you in there. I'm going to the rally. You should move to Europe-land. Things are the way you want them to be there.
When is Europe going to elect a dark-skinned leader, like we did?

gomonkeygo said...

First time troll here? The rule at The New Disease is that if you don't have the common decency to make a phony name to hide behind (like "gomonkeygo," just to pull one out of my ass), then you are dead meat.

You don't get a polite response, you don't get to be part of the conversation, you don't get jack shit except that you are told to go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.