Comrade Obama has abandoned the party, fellow workers of the state! We have been hoodwinked and played for fools!!!
Yes, it's true. The White House (oh, when did it turn from Red?) has released the text of "President" Obama's speech to our nation's children he intends to give tomorrow.
And there is not a word of socialist/communist/leftist propaganda in it! We've been betrayed!
Nothing about the Twelve-Year Plan (for terms one, two and three of Obama's Thousand-Year Rule) or collectivization of farms and government takeover of utilities and health care. Nary a hint of the forced sterilization of Whitey and the wholescale slaughter of Granny! Nothing about working for the Leader! Nothing about the "Summer Camps" for the enemies of the State. Nothing about the Youth Army at all - what kind of speech is this?
The children, the poor children. They are leaderless...
I'm afraid the dream is over, comrades. Return to your cells and plot anew. The revolution has been cancelled.