You might not think that the 'monkey enjoys stoopid Internets things like cute pictures of cats supposedly sending text-messages with bad grammar. But he does. And this kitty is just too cute not to share!
Have a great day, America! Remember that guys like this are NOT in charge and be thankful.
UPDATE: Even better, kids, Rush Limbaugh is hopping mad at all the Republicans and conservatives with the gumption enough to speak truth and say that little Bobby done a bad, bad thing last night. In fact, Rush never wants "to hear from [them] ever again"! Lucky Republicans.
EVEN BETTER DEPT. Part II: Check out what Lyin' Bobby's doin' now!