"Rich White Male Apologizes Sincerely For Affair In Which He Cheated On His Wife With Another Married Woman"
And it's very touching. Senator John Ensign has deeply and with real emotion apologized for his personal sexual affair...to his work buddies? Who applauded afterwards?
I guess his wife will read about it here. Sorry, Mrs. Ensign. A man's gotta have his priorities.
Why am I vomiting in my mouth?